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X agents

Your agent, on X

AI agents for X

The post went well. Now answer the DMs.

A post that works produces more DMs than you can read, mixed in with pitches and bots. Your agent answers all of them in minutes, asks the questions that separate the serious from the curious, books the call when it is worth one, and leaves you the five conversations that matter.

What it handles

Ten things it handles in your DMs, without being asked twice.

01

Answers the spike

A post lands and two hundred DMs arrive over six hours. All of them get a real answer in minutes, not the eleven you got to before your flight.

02

Separates serious from curious

It asks what you would ask — what are you building, what have you tried, what is the timeline — and the answers sort the inbox for you.

03

Pushes back with real questions

Not "great question!" — actual forcing questions, and one thing to go do before the next message. The people who do it are the people worth your hour.

04

Books the call when it is warranted

When it is worth a call, it proposes a time and confirms it in the DM. No calendar link dropped into a conversation that had not earned it.

05

Ignores the pitch and the bot

Growth spam, "quick question about your marketing", and copy-paste openers get nothing. Your attention goes to the humans.

06

Answers what your posts already said

The question answered in the thread three weeks ago is answered again, in the same words, without you finding the link.

07

Remembers who this is

The handle is the record. Someone who DMed in April does not restate their situation in September, and the agent picks up where it stopped.

08

Keeps your voice

Short, direct, no exclamation marks you would not use. It sounds like your posts because it is written from them.

09

Follows up once

One nudge on a conversation that stalled mid-qualification. Then it stops — nobody wants a DM three times from someone they follow.

10

Hands over the good ones

You get the thread, what was asked, what was answered, and why it thinks this one is real. Your first message is the second message, not the first.

A real DM

It talks like you post.

The DM does not get a form, a link, or an auto-reply telling them to email support. It gets the conversation you would have had if you had the time to have two hundred of them.

X · @you — Direct Messages
  1. Customer:loved the thread on pricing. we are pre-revenue, would love your thoughts on ours
  2. Agent:Happy to look. Two things first: who has already paid you anything, and what number did you pick for your current price?
  3. Customer:nobody yet. we picked $49/mo because competitors are around there
  4. Agent:Then the price is a guess dressed as research. Before we talk, go ask five of the people in your waitlist what they currently pay to solve this — actual invoices, not opinions. That number is your floor.
  5. Customer:fair. did that — two pay ~$400/mo for a contractor doing it manually
  6. Agent:That changes the conversation. Worth 30 minutes — Thursday 16:00 or Friday 11:00 UTC? I will confirm here and send the link.

An X agent vs a DM autoresponder

An auto-reply is a way of saying you are not there.

The standard answer to DM volume is an autoresponder pointing at an email address or a booking link. Both read as a closed door, and both fill your calendar with the people who click, not the people who qualify.

Your X agent compared with DM autoresponder / link drop
CapabilityYour X agentDM autoresponder / link drop
What the DM getsAn answer, and a question back.A link and a "we will get back to you".
Who ends up on your calendarThe ones who did the thing it asked for.Whoever clicked first.
Spam and pitchesIgnored, silently.Auto-replied to, politely, forever.
Your voiceWritten from your posts.One paragraph you wrote in 2023.
MemoryKnows this handle DMed you in April.Sends the same auto-reply again.
HandoverYou get the thread and the reason it matters.You get an inbox.

Start from a complete template

Office Hours

YC office hours in a DM thread: the six forcing questions, real pushback, and one assignment they have to go do before the call.

Use this template

What comes with it

  • Every DM answered in minutes, in your register
  • The six forcing questions, asked in conversation
  • One assignment per thread, and a check on whether it was done
  • Calls proposed and confirmed only for qualified threads
  • Spam, pitches and copy-paste openers ignored
  • Handover with the thread, the answers, and why it is worth your time

Questions

What people ask about running an agent on X.

Does it post publicly?
No. It works in direct messages only. Nothing it writes appears on your timeline or in replies under your posts.
How does it sound like me?
You give it your own material — posts, threads, the way you answer this question in person — and it writes from that. Short if you are short. No exclamation marks you would not use.
What stops it from booking calls with everyone?
Qualification comes before the calendar. It asks the questions you would ask and only proposes a time when the answers justify one; everything else stays a conversation.
What does it do with pitches and bots?
Nothing, deliberately. Copy-paste openers and growth spam get no reply, so your attention goes to the humans who wrote something real.
Will it invent things about my company?
It answers from what you gave it. Outside that it says it will check and hands the thread to you rather than making a claim you have to walk back publicly.
How long does setup take?
Start from the Office Hours template, connect your X account, paste in a few of your own threads, and it is answering DMs the same day.

Answer all of them this time.

Start from a complete template, connect your X account, and let every DM get a real answer while the post is still moving.